Datazoid1701:
Your boots are all shiny now, sir. While I'm down here, need anything else buffed?
Datazoid1701:
From our research, Senator, it has been determined that if we tax Caption This! per screengrab then the deficit can be eliminated by the end of the fiscal year.
Datazoid1701:
After a dream about his favorite childhood pool slide, Jerry calls the nearest TV producer.
Datazoid1701:
Pick up your dad and give me back my other shirt. "Make me!"
Equinox365:
Elbert got an evil gleam in his eye every time he remembered his pole dancing days at the VFW.
keyz88:
Meanwhile in the restroom on the Enterprise, Captain Archer reminds himself that you only "rent" beer...
KIPPAGE:
*"BrrrruuuuurrrBuuuuuu.."*
keyz88:
No KITT, I'm not Michael. But if you want, I'll put a Hasselhof CD in for ya since she thinks I am William Shatner...
Eggplant:
~0"Damn, they said she was rough, but I never thought..."0~...
ed_209:
"Ya'll ain't so loud and obnoxious with a bullet hole in ya'lls head now, are ya Barney Fife?!"
ed_209:
Scientific proof that Pop Rocks and soda can definitely be hazardous to your health.
rmdw0815:
Corbin is going to win that staring contest even if it kills him.
Datazoid1701:
Pull my shishkebab
Datazoid1701:
The Merriwhether Town Hall's production of "Little House on the Prairie."
Datazoid1701:
When you come to a fork in the road, stop and pick it up. You will need it for your picnic.
KIPPAGE:
Try new Desanex foot powder and say goodbye to athletes foot like this.
KIPPAGE:
oO"Ha, and they said I couldn't pee my name in the sand from here... Hah!"Oo
Geist:
"I'd rather... just... sing!!"