Amon:
"C'mon! Open UP! It's movie sign!"
JurassicPork:
"A little help, please? Our frisbee's up there."
Datazoid1701:
I know if we keep looking, we'll eventually find SOMETHING red.
YibbleGuy:
.oO "Well, I guess I asked for that punch in the mouth. 'Why do they call this the RED planet,' I kept saying. 'There's not ONE red thing on it!'"
Datazoid1701:
When filming active volcanoes, use a zoom lens. Thank-you and enjoy the lava.
JurassicPork:
Rick Moranis in HONEY, I SHRUNK THE FAMILY JEWELS ON THE PASSENGER-SIDE AIR BAG.
JurassicPork:
"Wow, Betty. Never thought Wilma could do THAT with a rib before!"
JurassicPork:
.oO Goddamn that Gray_Zombie! He's been at it again! Oo.
parakeetstorm:
Bill Cosby takes his 180-proof medication before going to bed
JurassicPork:
Unfortunately encouraged by THE WIZ, Diana Ross then tackles RAPUNZEL...
AMCrulz:
Scenes from the first meeting of the masterbation abstiance group.
AMCrulz:
We now return to 'Wendy: the World's Strangest Boy'.
posthumous:
SciFi is now a subsidary of NAMBLA Inc.
tanne:
"...and we're back with the Perry High School production of 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.'"
jlinhrst:
...and so, carry the one, multiplied by the denominator, we find that yes, Diet Dr. Pepper does IN FACT taste more like regular Dr. Pepper
JurassicPork:
The deleted scene in The Godfather, in which the movie producer wakes up with Leona Helmsley in his bed.
YibbleGuy:
Dean Cain stars in "I'm Secretly Gay And My Girlfriend Has No Lips."
Datazoid1701:
Where the heck are the restrooms? The waitress said past the bar and to the right.