bugwber:
Vickie Lawrence looks at her scented candle assortment and wonders if she has any regrets.
posthumous:
When you mess with Bozo, you mess with me, pal.
JurassicPork:
She's James Dean-ing!
JurassicPork:
"I'm hurtin', man, I'm hurtin'! Hit me, man!!"
hapshetsut:
"Oh, Lord, please send me a man who won't mind that the aliens abducted me and modified my genitals beyond all recognizable similarity to human ones."
Amon:
Bonnie Hammer intently checks the ratings of shows on the Sci Fi Channel, axe at the ready.
JurassicPork:
Millions flocked to see the Framingham, MA Wendy's salad bar sneeze guard after images of John Lithgow and Dee Wallace-Stone appeared on it.
hapshetsut:
Kathy plots to kill Commander Johnson.
JurassicPork:
"This goes out to all the space cats out there. Thanks for taking me along for the ride in your shuttle crafts."
YibbleGuy:
"Let me guess, Mr. Director Of Photography. This is the first time you've ever shot a movie in Cinemascope." "Why, yes. How did you know?"
Datazoid1701:
Orange you glad this is the Red Planet?
YibbleGuy:
We now return to Mary Louise Parker, starring in "Space Anemia."
JurassicPork:
.oO Heeey! It just occured to me that NASA said this would be an *un*manned mission! Oo.
YibbleGuy:
"Somehow, I thought 'Dog-Head Rock' would be a little more impressive."
Datazoid1701:
Come on, Captain Carl, get up! There's plenty of things to see and do here.
YibbleGuy:
"I don't care if you *are* my brother ... you're really fucking heavy."
Amon:
In an alternate universe, it's Darth Vader who crashes his ship on the planet Tatooine, and is pursued by two evil droids.
YibbleGuy:
o/` "Amee, whatchoo wanna do/ I think I could stare at an overly complex heads-up navigational display named for you/ For a while, maybe longer if I do..."