martheev:
She wanted to give a feral battle yell, but alas, the whitening gel had sealed her teeth together forever.
Sept17th1978eightPM:
MMMMM-OHHHhh that Dirk Benedict is soooo hot
magebear:
I knew I shouldn't have mixed the Jamaican with the Columbian
Nos4a2:
And on the 7th day, Thor created SciFi.
Plastic_Duck:
Nuclear chewing gum - What will they roll out with next?
Amon:
Rare photo of Lee Harvey Oswald pulling up in his car to the Book Depository.
Amon:
"Ewww! If you're going to get an all-over tan, just get one. I'd pass on the sock next time."
Amon:
This episode of "Knight Rider" brought to you by the number 4.
blitzkrieg1701:
*Whispers* "Not now, logo, I'm in the middle of a scene."
blitzkrieg1701:
In between scenes, the parasitic white man fro would rest, causing the pasty white host body to be limp and lifeless
Amon:
Sgt. Thomas has a moment of indecision as he approaches the suggestion box. Last time he looked, someone suggested he die.
Amon:
"Shay, ossifer. Arn jew gonna lock me in ja shell?" "In your condition, I don't think it's gonna be necessary."
blitzkrieg1701:
"I'M HUGE!"
Nos4a2:
"Well, of course my 'frigerator's running. I installed the robotic legs just last week."
blitzkrieg1701:
"No, I DON'T want my windshield cleaned, and I WON'T pay you if you do it anyway!"
Amon:
"Whoa!!! Cold seat! Cold seat!"
windsong27:
OK, hold it, Hasslehoff, don't move. I heard your last record album and frankly, I think it stinks.
blitzkrieg1701:
The dedicated, hardworking folks at Corpse-Be-Gone get to work