UpSky2:
A tender moment (for a great brain like Mr. Sorbo's) with Lucy Lawless consists of standing close to her, quietly.... looking downward.
serina_usagi:
Meanwhile at Chicago Anime-com 167 B.C...
AMCrulz:
Cue '70's porno music.
AMCrulz:
"Don't look behind you now, O'Neil, but the women you slept with are behind you. All of them."
AMCrulz:
She was called "Boomer" before the show for different reasons.
Name_Namerson:
Picking a wedgie doesn't go unnoticed in this office.
MWT77:
That's not tear gas, Arnold had the chili.
MWT77:
Looks like those kids from the Capri Sun commercials have finally grown up.
keyz88:
Woooooh there Kirk... Spock is yo' bee-iatch, not me. So go boldly somewhere else & not my backside, OK?
windsong27:
Hi, my name is Shlomo and I am working my way through rabbinical school selling dreidels. Would you like to purchase one?
windsong27:
The lines at the David Hasslehoff Film Festival were overflowing. Festival officials stopped when they reached 20 people.
windsong27:
Hey buster, the end of the unemployment line is back there. "I know, but I'm David Hasslehoff. They love me in Germany."
BStarr13:
Man, some guys really can't stop scratching an itch.
BStarr13:
The Silver Surfer in: "Parking Lot Attendant."
Equinox365:
Uh oh... the kid's squirting lighter fluid on the Hibachi again.
Indomitus:
It's the old face-hugger-in-the-locker gag! Oh, those wacky jokesters!
KIPPAGE:
"Attention everyone, Lieutenant Psycho is your new roommate, treat him with respect or he will eat your nose!"
KIPPAGE:
"Are you sure you're not Kate Jackson?"