windsong27:
Two of LA's finest chase David Hasslehoff to get his autograph.
Johnny_Ringo:
"Yeah, my agent gave me the choice between this show and Hollywood Squares. But Squares was already booked up."
windsong27:
Nice set of wheels my friend. "Yes, it was only driven once a week for a little old lady with a drug problem to feed her cocaine habit.
Johnny_Ringo:
Why the insurance company for Knight Rider productions refused to let Hasselhoff drive.
JurassicPork:
Never let a woman into the only bathroom ahead of you...
windsong27:
*sniff sniff* I smell something. Did one of you cappers not shower this morning?
windsong27:
No, really, I can tell a lot about you from just touching your hand. Even more from touching your breasts.
KingDeath:
WHOA! Fucking cool... By The Lords of Kobol, Adama rocks!
Yeerkkiller:
"You bastards! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!"
KIPPAGE:
"...and then we can go back to my room and play wet the weasel!"
Rowan_Knights:
(On the next Queer Eye) Like, these curtains are FABULOUS!!!
bugwber:
"These LA parties are SOOOOO fifteen minutes ago."
daddio:
Magnum gets a cameo.
bugwber:
"I'd like to thank the Academy...."
Xengal:
"And now-Rodimus Dangerfield!" "Whoa- who grabbed my ass! I tell ya I get no respect! I haven't seen hands that fast since my wife saw my check last payday!!"
Xengal:
Yes, amidst all his legendary skills and strength, Hercules was also Greece's finest chiropractor.
The_Seer:
"Geez miss, you're right. It's great being able to drive along in your car and not have it crack jokes at your expense."
The_Seer:
Jerry Garcia tries to catch the ding-dong ice cream cart.