AMCrulz:
"I like it here. On Tuesday we have Jell-O."
diVer:
Jason Voorhees... in bondage.
AkaiHato:
Pam's hair begins to devour her
Amon:
Kevin Harvick catches Eminem trying to sneak his driver's helmet out in a bowling bag.
AkaiHato:
"The prime minister of Japan visits us and all you can serve is strawberry Fruitopia!?"
The_Seer:
"Hey! Come back here with my cotton picker."
The_Seer:
"Daniel Jackson, I am sorry to interrupt you but I must know more about this fascination you have with burning ants with a magnifying glass."
greenmist1031:
I keep Vasaline on my hand over night to keep it soft.
Johnny_Ringo:
"This is Major Winchester. Tell Pierce and Hunnicut I took a turn for the nurse."
blaacksheep:
Kelly Bundy has an epiphone... She doesn't know what the word means, yet she has one anyway...
blaacksheep:
I hate it when I throw a party and someone spontaniously combusts. It just ruins the party.
Datazoid1701:
I have only one thing to say to you: GOTHIKA
Datazoid1701:
Samantha steps out on Darren. One mortal is not enough for some witches...
KIPPAGE:
"We only had sex last night and you're this big? You've been seeing the Big Head... haven't you?"
Goreomedy:
"That trophy is the door of the A-team van. They tried to defeat me with non-violent means, and I shot them in the face. Good times."
ericb321:
...and if I should die before I wake, give my little brother what's coming to him.
keyz88:
Porky's 2004 - The Revenge Of The Femminists
Rincewind5:
At last, an excuse to make obsene shadow puppets.