Equinox365:
I am the ghost of Si Fi Channel Past... Awake now, and prepare to revisit some truly bad programming.
Amon:
"Nostradamus, tell me the future! What do you see?" "I see... my writings being published in some cheap magazines, to frighten mankind..." "Uhh... what's a magazine?"
slow_diver:
"I say we burn the monster! Burn! The! Monster! Burn! The! Monster!" With her rousing chant, Peggy was able to convince the townsfolk to burn the monster...
slow_diver:
Oh magic spirits, hear my call. Does Matt have a crush on Martha?
Purrisa:
"Your nipples are the size of dinner plates."
Swingo:
"I love the smell of dock in the morning. Smells like... Fish or something. I don't know."
Purrisa:
"Yes, I'm alive. You really believed the Blair Witch crap?"
Swingo:
"Don't you think we're getting a little too serious with these Time Outs?"
TheRatfink:
"Welcome to Mac Arthur's... Would you like to try a patriot missle combo today?"
TheRatfink:
"Yep, I've played Grand Theft Auto for 7 days straight without a break. Wait a second... Better hang on! There's a hooker up ahead!"
jimrob:
Cool! Super violent Japaneese cartoon porn!
LiteHouse:
What the????!!! This isn't "Hogan's Heroes." How did I get here?
LiteHouse:
Grandpa Nero stayed home and played the fiddle while our step ladder burned.
LiteHouse:
Where will you be when your hemhoroids start to act up?
LiteHouse:
And this weeks mystery guest is, is, is...
windsong27:
Well, why can't I have the keys to your car, Devon? "Well, for one thing, Michael, you don't really have a driver's license."
jildo:
The good news, Mr. Jones, is that the baby is healthy. The bad news is that your wife gave birth to a puppy.
jildo:
Ellen Cleghorne, in her first role since SNL, stars in Naughty Nurses.