talktothehawk:
"YOU THINK YOUR SO MUCH PRETTIER THAN ME! I'LL KILL YOU BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU!"
Plays_4_Pants:
What? Who the fuck are you talking to bitch... I stab... I stab your whole family!
JadeGryphon:
"Cut me Mick Cut m--oh wait, I'm cut already... never mind."
Matteus:
So he's carrying around a candle with a condom on it.
mkmarshall2005:
Last words of a woman who lost her glasses: "Oh look its a poodle, come here poodle!"
SamuraiJill:
Tough crowd at the Renaissance Faire...
serina_usagi:
C'mon! Don't you find me attractive at ALL, tiny Asian conquest?
huge_wang:
"I don't even want to look at you Kevin. You hurt me. You hurt me so bad," sobs hair guy.
redhead64:
"Uggh... I HATE it when the neighbor's dog poops on the driveway..."
yoshi3:
I'll get you Kim Cattrall... and your little boy-toy, too!!!
posthumous:
Danger! The Star Trek nerds are starting to get impatient!
looseygooseyman:
"Um, you're not going to believe this but I've used up all my minutes!"
posthumous:
Hey ladies. How 'bout I grease up and rub my bald head all over your bodies?
rmssw2:
Sweetie, I have something to tell you...when you were a baby, I spilled bleach on your head.
Itzart:
And just like that, the Lutheran orgy was over, and everybody was back in their own sweater.
AMCrulz:
"You'll never guess who I'm standing next to; Beau Bridges! What do you mean 'Who?'?"
AMCrulz:
Ugh, I better move quickly before she smells that.
AMCrulz:
"One of you is going to have to be let go. First I want to say that all of you played the part of Lana Lang very well, but..."