Siggy23:
Whoa! Jacko has gotten way too much work done.
cscott:
Try as he might, the old man simply could not get down with his bad self...
anti_hero:
What to expect at Michael Jackson's next press conference
anti_hero:
Oh, I hate when they talk to the camera. No, I can't relate to your alien adubtion pixie dust problem
ericb321:
So I put a rock in the snowball -- I didn't think the kid would take it so hard...
Mercutio_Jones:
Oh God, if he trys to touch me, I'm gonna hurl
Mercutio_Jones:
How do I tell her that her hands smell like urine without upsetting the delicate balance of our friendship?
Joshua_the_samurai:
"Gandalf, you are like... so totaly freaking me out... n' some junk..."
MidgetJedi:
Well your completely right little lady, but brutalizing minorities is only one color in the ornate tapestry that is Law enforcement!
Joshua_the_samurai:
PUMAT between Keaneau Reeves, Ben Aflack and Jet Li
pearliepie1:
Ok who made that tranny joke? I told you I opened the men's room by accident.By ACCIDENT, you hear me!
pearliepie1:
Excuse me sir. Do you have change for a dollar so I can pop a quarter in the jukebox to hear "Billy, Don't Be A Hero?"
keyz88:
I said go switch back to my Back Street Boy's CD ... and leave it there
Daniel_Simpson_Day:
Yeah, this is believable. Heather Graham as a nun...
Daniel_Simpson_Day:
Darth Vader, Navy Seal.
LightningJoe:
Yeah, do that--but wait till I'm sitting there. You're not very slut-capable.
pearliepie1:
And now - Sean Connery doing an ABBA medley.
Darthdemona:
We must destroy the Ring, Mr. Frodo!