JurassicPork:
"Carpet Cleaners With An Attitude," next on the Cleaning Channel.
JurassicPork:
New GI Joe, with Stumbling Action!
redhed:
Well I'm proud to be a coal miner's daughter
Loki_Stormbringer:
Can't... scratch... itch!
Lopar:
"Movement! I've got signals from front and behind!" "Where man, I don't see shit!" "He's right, there's nothing back here."
Fitz_Servo:
"Bus garage secured, sir!"
Mercutio_Jones:
It's Office of Homeland Security on the phone... they want us to go dump Woody Harrelson's trash cans...
looseygooseyman:
"Help! A giant is attacking the Ferris Wheel!"
Mercutio_Jones:
Tonya Harding looks up just in time to see Nancy Kerrigan with an even bigger stick
Mercutio_Jones:
Kate Moss has been taking her new diet just a weeeeeee bit too seriously
Bassmann:
"I SWEAR!!! The cat did it! ...I would never do that in your headphones!"
darkestfire:
"Through My Eyes: The Stevie Wonder Story"
porpoise:
Careful, now, that's the adenoid, not the tonsil. *glances at internet how-to site*
Bassmann:
"Bin here! ...Seen this! ...(Big Sigh!!!!) I gotta go let the cat out!!! (Sing! ...Who let the cats out! ...Ow, Ow,Meow!)"
cincyredhead:
I think my head is shrinking... oh well
happy_fun_ball:
Dammit, I paid for this statue so water could pour out of its mouth into this fountain, and I want to see water pouring!
happy_fun_ball:
There's a thousand to one bet that I'll ever act again. Any takers?
cincyredhead:
Shhhhh... It's sleeping