Mercutio_Jones:
And as part of Homeland Security's new Project Soylent, you'll be contributing a valuable patriotic service by being reintroduced in the food chain
Mercutio_Jones:
The mob gathers in strength, it's anger swells, then everyone decides to have a cookie and a nap
Mercutio_Jones:
Scatman supplements his Social Security checks by stealing lawn furniture and reselling it on the black market
sabcat:
Next on Scifi... Young Night Court
Mercutio_Jones:
Uh, old dude? The way you're staring at my nipples is kinda creeping me out.
rodicus:
Ever see what I can do with popcorn kernels and a paper clip?
butteredtoast:
Radar! NO!!!
rimmer:
"HEY HEY HEY!"
Masshole:
So, you're not really a pedophile, you were just doing research?
Masshole:
I hate when you first wake up in the morning and you have that gritty sci-fi logo in the corner of your eyes.
144b:
As God is my witness. I'll never be upstaged by Adam Sandler again!
144b:
Uh, guys? I don't see any snipes yet. Guys? Where you going, guys?
mrv3000:
"Welcome to the cult of Spock. Grab some beads and I'll get out the razor."
Aucturos:
Obviously he's ignoring his wife's needs... For bronco riding.
Mercutio_Jones:
Steve Urkel grows up, swearing to wreak vengeance on the world that laughed at his inventions
Mercutio_Jones:
Jeez, how many times is he going to tell the story of winning the 3rd grade spelling bee?
Mercutio_Jones:
What do you mean, "look like a girl?!" I'll have you to know that I just got my first armpit hair this morning!
Mercutio_Jones:
I just love licking all the extra chocolate off these Mars bars wrappers I found in the trash!