bargainbrandbeing:
Dear dairy, I wish I wuzzent blond. I can rite and stuff, but peeple make fun at me. Why don't you ever rite back?
jsm19:
When I get nervious I just start touching it, I dont know why.
jsm19:
I'm not a Princess?
mash1089:
Now as I hold my crotch my voice gets HIGHER
Dragonstud:
Everyone goes nuts whenever we bring in these chocolates
klutzka:
Making sure no one was looking first, Joe began his walk to work with his nightly Laverne and Shirly dance ritual.
blurboy:
My baby left me... waawwaawaaa... I'm so alone
GLBlueyes5:
That's the hardest thing I've ever felt. Can I open my eyes now?
looseygooseyman:
Please don't look at me... I'm so ashamed that I'm a part of this show!
frellseeker:
Sci-Fi's programming department computer
Aucturos:
Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in a French circus?
Chocobo:
I want some marshmallow soup, I'm sick and cant go to school today... Uh... cough
Aucturos:
A mechanic was found dead today, clinging to a little piece of paper with "Is no Bob Hopper bunny." on it. Police suspect he was an idiot.
Mercutio_Jones:
Wonder if I'm going to get to second base with him, heh heh heh?
Amon:
"Go away, Romeo! My dad convinced me that I hate ALL you Montagues! Eat shit, live and like it!"
anti_hero:
"Ohhh shot in the arm, that's not good for ol' Gil."
Amon:
"I should have known better than to get into the stock market right now. I can barely keep my head above water!"
Mercutio_Jones:
Hi, we're from the new Department of Homeland Security and we understand you voted for Al Gore