sspecies8472:
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
sspecies8472:
One hundred bucks says I can ship this whole thing home in under a week.
Amon:
"Fer shur! Like, gag me with a spoon!"
keyz88:
Although the California National Guard tried... Robert Downey Jr escaped into a cocaine-enriched cloud of dust... AGAIN!!!
keyz88:
It's that time of the month... have the ladies take "point"... you don't want 'em "behind" ya...
weezer22:
Doctor, the Viagra's working already!
looseygooseyman:
"I must stop Christmas from comming---!"
KIPPAGE:
oO"Why do they make these space toilets so freakin' complicated?"Oo
SAJEMEAT:
How the HELL am I supposed to use that toilet?!?
Tommysdad:
"No, see, it's only a ballpoint pen; although, I was pretty glad to see you."
Datazoid1701:
If Wal-Mart produced Stargate
KIPPAGE:
"So Indy, you've got me onto the old Logans Run set... now wheres that Drambue' you promised?"
KIPPAGE:
Zorro Strikes Again...
KIPPAGE:
"That had better be your flashlight..."
KIPPAGE:
"Dont worry, Ms. Stewart, I'm Clark Kent, I'll save you!" oO"For Myself... heh heh!"Oo
KIPPAGE:
"All right Mowgli... tell me what the square root of 56 is or it's curtains!"
Datazoid1701:
I challenge you to a chin wrestle, right now. Then I'll slice everyone's sandwiches.
Datazoid1701:
Did you sign Sharon's birthday card?