looseygooseyman:
oO" Uh oh, I think I''m starting to show! If they find out, I'll lose my job at Babydolls!"Oo
looseygooseyman:
"Damn it! I want to know who put dipilitory in my shampoo bottle!"
phigment:
Walter couldn't decide which career to get into, ventriloquism or miming, but he knew he was cut out for something that would truly annoy the masses.
MaxKeller:
She's very agile for only having one leg
MaxKeller:
Guy: "Ya see that? Thats a pole, the rest is up to you."
MaxKeller:
The dummy's having a flashback
phigment:
This is the story of what happens when SOAP goes off the air. I'm hoping E! True Hollywood stories will pick me up now because I have nothing left.
DuncanDisorderly:
MOD Squad: The Middle-Age Years
DuncanDisorderly:
"Don't EVEN tell me that you think 'Beetle Bailey' is funnier than 'Cathy'"
phigment:
I'm not sexually harrassing you when I ask you to role play with me. All you have to do is call me Mulder and I'll call you Scully here around the office.
The_Seer:
Strangest supergroup ever - Frank Stallone, Hasselhoff, Ike Turner, Frankie Vallie, Brian Setzer, and Babyface.
The_Seer:
Oh great, now Bobby Brown and Scott Bakula want in on the supergroup.
windsong27:
Hey KITT, do you think Lipton Tea employees get coffee breaks?
windsong27:
Hey KITT last night I played a blank cassette at full volume. It drove my neighbor who's a mime nuts.
The_Seer:
.oO (I could sure use a Krispy Kreme donut and a Hot Pocket.
The_Seer:
"Excuse me? Did you just tell me to squeal like a pig?"
KIPPAGE:
"I had a serewolf piss on me once, thats why I only change this far!"
krackhed:
And this Thursday night on Smackdown, it's gonna be you and me, one-on-one in the ring.