Rincewind5:
It's either a sweater or that is a nasty case of body hair.
Amon:
Doc Brown is having trouble explaining his theory of time travel to Johnny Fever.
holenozone:
This is what happens when you OVER tickle Elmo.
holenozone:
"The least you can do is come over here and pull my finger!"
holenozone:
"Techinically it won't be a legal marriage, but KITT said he'd perform the ceremony if I got him a Quick Lube."
holenozone:
"Yow! I do like the vibrating seat option!"
holenozone:
"Why does Arnold here keep calling me Mr.Drummond?"
KirkShatner:
"Mr. Hasselhoff, ve are from ze German government. Ve haf been ordered to prevent you from entering ze country." "But I'm huge here!" "Not any more."
holenozone:
"At this dealership we employ what we call a really hard sell. Now pick a car or he starts shooting."
KirkShatner:
Everyone at the party waited in anticipation to see if Don Rickles' pick up line would work on Susan St. James.
robocop53:
"Isn't it good to be ethnic-looking these days? We work steady, Hasselhoff doesn't."
robocop53:
Exotic car dealers see Jay Leno coming a mile away.
KirkShatner:
Here at Crazy Achmed's used cars we're having an inventory reduction sale! Who needs 72 virgins when you can blow yourself up in a sweet ride like this one?
deadparrot:
"Nuclear warhead? No problem. I'll need some salt, gum wrappers, a used condom and some K-Y jelly. Oh, sorry, that's the recipe for an H-Bomb. My bad."
matt1969:
Oh no, what did Teal'c do now?
matt1969:
The last placed contestant in the Daniel Jackson look-a-like contest
matt1969:
Brotherly love - ya gotta love it
Amon:
"Oh, MAN! They screwed my order up and sent me a Barbra *Streisand* blow-up doll instead of the Barbara *Bach* I ordered!"