Amon:
The love-child of Julian Sands and Gérard Depardieu hits on the love child of Marina Sirtis and Gates McFadden.
MajorDereks:
Not another porno ad! (wink wink) Cap #2: Aw, look, she has little itty bitty trainer vampire teeth.
Steerpike:
Man, these avant-garde artistic coffee tables are starting to give me the creeps.
Steerpike:
Another picture of this guy?! Well, that tears it. I was thinking of sleeping tonight, but not with that creepy face imprinted in my mind.
MoeD8:
E.T? You in here?
Zwiel17:
"Barnabas, are you laughing at my face?" "Hmpf... No... -Snigger-"
Zwiel17:
"Hello Sir, would you like a table or a booth?" "Look at the size of me, Einstein, what do you think?!"
buckinwizzerd:
An archaeologist discovers an ancient Egyptian ATM...
foxmullder:
"His & Her toilets" (it sounds more attractive than it looks)
foxmullder:
The unwanted friend shows up at the dance party
foxmullder:
Talked into shaving his head, Robert regrets usiing a dull razor.
looseygooseyman:
"Shut up old man! I do not look like Sandra Bernhard on a bad night!"
skilledartisanrat:
In a horrible mistake, the Cowardly Lion received a sex-change instead of courage.
AbortionIsMurder:
Debbie Does Metamucil
AbortionIsMurder:
It appears Debbie was doing methamphetamines, as well!
AbortionIsMurder:
Corporal Klinger's military retirement party!
JMShearer:
Character inspired by a nightmare induced by an Ernest movie.
Plastic_Duck:
"Time to take the trash to the curb." 'Oh, why must you say that every morning before our stroll?'