Amon:
"Well, I'll be an albino jackrabbit sonofabitch!"
Zwiel17:
"Whoa, wait a minute, you're telling me you switched my herbal essenses with peroxide?"
Amon:
"...and you put your hands in this position, do a quick twist, and the victim doesn't feel a thing. Here, allow me to demonstarte."
MoeD8:
He decided this would be the funnest way of re-hydrating the mummies...
MoeD8:
Re-hydration success rate -------- about 80%
Amon:
Judging the "Mr. Nude And Just A Little Bit Too Much Muscles In America" contest was a bit disturbing, but Jenny had to admit the pay was good...
MoeD8:
Sgt. Sweetheart's shower
Amon:
"Damn brain seeping out again!"
serialzero420:
So The Joker got a sex change and started a business???
MoeD8:
Japanese Mafia... even they think it's funny!!
Datazoid1701:
Ah, it's the early 70's and I'm interning at the Washington Post, but I had strangest conversation with someone in the shadows of the parking garage.
Tuckers_Brother:
Learned my lesson. Next time I won't pack ice cream for lunch.
windsong27:
We want Knight Rider! We want Knight Rider! We want... What, am I crazy???
Tuckers_Brother:
This is really screwing up my viewing of Scifi's quality programming.
Datazoid1701:
There's Senator Clinton, in the dark, thinking, thinking, "How can I blame Bush for this??... What did he pull and when did he pull it?"
TVs_Neal:
"I told you not to watch the Saved By The Bell marathon on TBS... someone call an ambulance!"
TVs_Neal:
"Awwww c'mon mom, I'm just t - t - t - talkin' bout my g-g-g-g-generation..."
Oiweth:
I knew it! There's an R in there! It says celebRATE!!!