fyrehydrant:
Man, Neo can't even take a crap in the matrix without fourteen other people watching him and at least some kind of special effect radiating from his ass. Poor guy.
fyrehydrant:fyrehydrant:
George finally realizes that he's in a gay bar... that doesn't have any fire exits!! "Forget you guys! You can stay in your deathtrap!"
Matteus:
He's a depressed, misshapened Harry Anderson
Indika:
Rick Springfield suddenly realizes, you can't go home again.
Indika:
"And now, I live in a van down by the RIVER!!!"
Wagon:
Now, give it to me straight! Did you or did not tell our Mom that the babysitter was dead!?!?
Wagon:
Okay, Paul, I think you are taking our paintball game a little too seriously...
PopArena2:
Rob: I'll melt your mind! I'LL MELT YOUR MIND!
ebrown2112:
The new ADA on Law & Order, Jet Li
DavidVader:
"Well, I can tell you right now your wardrobe department doesn't hold a candle to 'Dawson's Clothes."
Datazoid1701:
You're all ready for Heaven now. Here are your wings.
holenozone:
"Hey Sparky! Over here!"
holenozone:
Ooh, I've seen this trick before! First you float her in the air, then you pass a hoop around her. Right?
KllyWlls:
Rembrandt attempts to assemble his treadmill.
Cheerio:
OOh! Its that fat kid from Stand By Me!!!
The_Seer:
"Whachu talkin' about McGee?"
MissingSliderRyan:
Looking for Mulder and Scully, Arturo and Wade found the most dilapidated warehouse in the vicinity. Unfortunately, only the Lone Gunmen were there.
Amon:
"Sliders... I can't believe I'm still on Sliders..."