Forkboy:
Just read 'Plastic Surgery for Dummies'. "Do your own nose job and save a bundle!"
prytanee:
For your information, I DID see the barbed wire fence. I meant to do that.
FunnyBunny:
"Great job ma, you ruined my picture."
zephyr:
Credit card, tampons, valium, divorce papers... all set to go!
jderego:
Christopher Reeve... ship's doorstop
jderego:
I now call to order the first meeting of the Action Figure Emulation Society
jderego:
30 seconds to microwave burrito goodness
David_Stark:
Hey, what's the Windows desktop wallpaper doing on my TV?
Blkhrtd:
I would really feel a whole lot better if you'd remove YOUR HAND FROM MY ASS!!!
hapshetsut:
"...And then I said, 'Yeah, it is a banana!'"
handshandsoffate:
M*A*S*H 2003... a M*A*S*H for our generation
Philboyd_Studge:
Hey Stumpy! Wait up! Remember, you just got your bearings greased!
Halfmech:
"If you are in any way unsatisfied with this film, please return any unused portion."
meestersmeeth:
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
thepsychicfetus:
de... uh... trem... uggghhh, I coulda sworn I knew how to read
pearliepie1:
Say Stella? I know I'm new here, but something is actually moving around on this plate of macaroni!
jsm19:
I guess communty college isn't so bad.
gollum2:
"Blah blah shoes, blah blah clothes, blah blah make up, blah blah boyfriends..."