busterkeaton:
"A-HA! Scared you, dude! Man, you were all like 'Noo, Whaaa!' It was awesome!"
Dankerella:
Hi, I'm here for the baby sitting job.
dynamiteboy:
"Look out! Jim Henson's back and he's mad as hell!"
busterkeaton:
The plan was to eat it or tame it for a pet. Only Grog decided to run.
Dankerella:
Unbeknownst to the other tribesmen, Uthba has a milk bone hidden in his loin cloth.
busterkeaton:
"Hey, wait! Is that Spielberg? Mr. Spielberg! Hold up a sec!"
Dankerella:
Can you believe all of them fit into my uterus at one time?
Dankerella:
How my heart aches for a gentleman proper to come and wisk me away from this wretched jungle...
Dankerella:
grunt, grunt, grunt... Grunt... dammit... line!
dynamiteboy:
"Sex? Yes sex. But first we go do something about those nails. They need manacure big-time."
Dankerella:
Kris Kristopherson's breakout role as Ungh.
Amon:
"Tay-lor. Say it. Tay... lor. You are Nova. No-VA. Nova!"
Dankerella:
Wait here while I freshen up a bit. Do you like lilac?
BurkeDevlin:
"Look, anachronistic or not, I'm NOT getting rid of my perm... oops, the audience is watching... Oot! Greet! Ugg!"
BurkeDevlin:
"Ugh! Gilligan make raft out of granite again. BONK! (whacks him with a stone sailor's cap) [Gilligan's Island meets the Flintstones]
BurkeDevlin:
"Please extinguish all smoking materials, and thank you for flying Bedrock Airways."
BurkeDevlin:
"Ginger lost her top!" (Gilligan) "Gee, I wondered why I suddenly had a double-barreled slingshot."
samjacinto:
The Great White Hope, yes... but the Great Green Hope? Let's think about that one.