Angel_Noir:
Jennifer Tilly struggles with long division, Day Four...
Angel_Noir:
Cosmopolitan, Page 145: "Is your sorority evil enough?"
24601:
How many times do I have to tell you that no means no George. I swear, if you weren't my brother...
KIPPAGE:
"I dont care if we are step-sister and step-brother... it's still not right!"
MISSYLINK:
"I think you should read the instructions to the paper shredder a little more carefully next time, Joe!"
blitzkrieg1701:
"Hey, ya got something on your face right there..."
VladtheImpaler:
"I padlocked my nipple and now I can't remember the combination."
AbortionIsMurder:
Jean-Claude van Carsicke
VladtheImpaler:
The Jeffrey Dahmer pop-up book was a huge hit with the kids...
VladtheImpaler:
Excedrin Headache number 32: Getting your ass kicked 32 times in one movie.
MISSYLINK:
"No, sorry, this ISN'T the script to this movie, either. I doubt one exists."
busterkeaton:
Early prehistoric smokers didn't consider the problem of ventilation.
busterkeaton:
They finally found Tommy Chong!
busterkeaton:
Thag makes a fatal error by copying the flying movements of birds.
busterkeaton:
The remnants of the Taliban army.
Daleman:
I know I left the Statue of Liberty around here somewhere...
busterkeaton:
The one island men will never find.
busterkeaton:
Amazingly, prehistoric women never had to shave their legs...