KirkShatner:
Look, I don't care if you are his agent now. Skinny white doctor doesn't fly, but giant green guy will make me the next Vince McMahon!
The_Seer:
o/` Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting o/`
The_Seer:
"Well, I may be no Burgess Merideth but I think me and you can really go far with this 'Great Green Hope' thing."
rave358802:
Sealy Posturpedic it ain't.
jessb:
We'll teach you not to give us our lunch money, Pops. Get his Diners Club card too, sis!
jessb:
I promise to be true to you, and my secretary, and our neighbor till I meet my next new younger wife.
rave358802:
"Well.... I've used you, now I'm gonna leave you. Hope you like second-hand goods buddy."
jessb:
Look Bobby, I won her at the Future Fair!
bannerman:
Not the weirdest baptism I've ever seen but...
samjacinto:
The actors were so bad, cue cards had to be pasted everywhere, including the ceiling.
Datazoid1701:
And he takes away the home run ball for the final out. Well, Frank, it doesn't look the Mud Hutters will be making it to the Riverworld Series this year.
AdExtremum729:
"What kind of kid goes to school without an Army Issued Bio-hazzard suit? Let's beat him for being different!"
Darklight136:
Do you ever get that "Not so fresh" feeling?
Angel_Noir:
"Well, I'm not going to lie to ya. The fan belt is shot to hell. You warm her up before you go to lightspeed? Cause you gotta let her warm up before warping."
BIGELK:
You call yourself a hairdresser?
BIGELK:
You see doc, why Lens Crafters couldn't help me.
Zwiel17:
"Hello? Police? Yes it's an emergency, my wife's pants have been stolen..."
Zwiel17:
"Um.... Do you need a ladder?"