Amon:
Someone finally is going to do something about those damned logos in the corners of the screen.
Amon:
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. But first he needed a pee break...
looseygooseyman:
oO"Oops, I hope nobody saw my little fau pass here. It's so hard to get my fine lace napkins cleaned out here on the range!"Oo
Tsunade:
too... many mustard... dogs...
Tsunade:
"Hey Amon, ya ever see shapes in the clouds?" "Sure, Tsunade." "Do you think that one looks more like a devil shark or a killer shrew?"
thefifthbot:
Finally lost those %&#^$@@#! Hobbits...
Amon:
"Where's the damn outhouse in this town???"
thefifthbot:
Oh, jeez, would they just friggin' shoot each other already?! I've gotta piss!
Amon:
That disguise ain't fooling me. I'd know Harrison Ford anywhere.
Amon:
keogh? A giant grasshopper's disembodied head? **BZZZ** You forgot to say "outside of an office building during a smoke break." DAMN!!!
Amon:
In the original treatment for "Planet of the Apes", Taylor never made it out of The Forbidden Zone, went crazy and started a dirt farm. It didn't go over well with test audiences.
Yeerkkiller:
"HA! Victory is mine in our game of crab war!"
Amon:
"So where did you say Howard was, Mrs. Cunningham?" "Oh, he's at a hardware store convention, Mannix."
Amon:
...and I want to welcome all our newest members to The Royal Order of Brass Monkeys."
Amon:
"Serenity now... Serenity now..."
Amon:
"Welcome to Mutual of Omaha's: Wild Kingdom."
Amon:
Brian Keith trying to get into his trailer.
thefifthbot:
I can do anything Tatoo could do, Boss!