thefifthbot:
No matter how you shave 'em, an oranguntan is still an orangutan.
Amon:
I never understood interpretive dance...
lytarules:
That kick me sign is awfully tempting...
JEFFROCKY:
"I know the crucifixion part sucks, but think of the lumbar workout you're getting!"
mrdrysdale:
"You believe this sh$t? I lend the guy five bucks yesterday, and today he doesn't even remember!"
KrisTM:
"UHhhh... Hang on. I've got a 'shat-attack' passing through. Ahh, there we go. Much better."
Zwiel17:
"DAMMIT! My Star Trek collectors plate! And I only had three more payments..."
Satch_Boogie:
Due to budget shortfalls, the Baywatch team has to replace their 4 wheel drive rescue vehicles with 20 year old Trans Ams
lizzymoody:
Feel this muscle, I've been working out for months!
Bassmann:
"What?...I always put my hand on my hip when I'm a little teapot!"
Gamingboy:
"Is William Shatner on this plane? Or is that another episode?"
Gamingboy:
"Hi, I'm the second most recognizable voice in Science Fiction. (Stupid James Earl Jones)."
MacTechG4:
Let's all paddle into this transporter beam and see where it takes us.
MacTechG4:
Boy, Commander Riker sure let himself go...
looseygooseyman:
"I am the Emperor Ming the Merci---Oops, sorry, wrong mielieu!"
Soozcat:
Oh lord'a'mercy! Joan Rivers, put the makeup back on!
Soozcat:
"Welcome to Doms R Us. How may we abuse you today, feces-eating vermin?"
crazyjim:
"Hi Ms. Cleavage, you missed a button." "Well Mrs. Pancake, I see you never have that problem."