anti_hero:
A Shatner impersonation! So THAT'S how this got on SFC
AbortionIsMurder:
Attendance at the square dances dropped considerably when they started playing the Hokey Pokey!
blaacksheep:
ATF night-vision surveillance behind the restaurant caught them just about to light the forbidden cigarettes
Hippie:
The Lost Girls died out because instead of recruiting more vampires, once they were outside a girl's window they would curse how much thinner they were.
Hippie:
SCTV is now on the air, in HD-TV!
KrisTM:
"I likes French-fried pertaters. You gots any French-fried pertaters?"
KrisTM:
"Candle stealer! Keep your damn hands off my candles!"
demx:
Hey, it's the cast party of Star Wars!
looseygooseyman:
"Hey! Now that just ain't right! Stop doin' that to that poor horse! That's a stallion anyway!"
Tsunade:
"Granpa... read it again..." "Bobby, I've read you 'Princess Bride' seven times already." "Yeah, but the Tylenol with codiene is still working."
Tsunade:
Little beknownst to his colleagues at Hogwarts, Severus Snape spent his younger years learing the dark arts from a fur trapper in Alberta.
Tsunade:
Snape, could you teach me that "Herbal Essence Shampoo" spell again? I really need some help with my hair.
Tsunade:
Ooh, that really box-pleats my pellerine!
NT3:
I've got GREAT NEWS! I switched auto insurance and saved $34.15 a year!!!
looseygooseyman:
"Look I'll lie down with you but you have to understand; 'Personal Best' was just a movie. I actually like guys!"
Tsunade:
Remember me?!? I'm that keg of Coors Light you ditched into the river when the cops came... Don't think I just floated downstream! I'm back to haunt you!!!
Amon:
7th place in the Tom Cruise from "Legend" look-alike contest.
looseygooseyman:
"Oh no! It's my nemesis, Laura San Giacomo! The only woman in the world who's eyebrows are more powerful than mine!"