KingDeath:
Christopher Loyd's corpse found after watching his performance on "Tremors: The Series"
KingDeath:
Kid Rock, forlorn over his break-up with 'Barb Wire' star Pam Anderson and her going back to ex-husband/drummer/porn star Tommy Lee, prepares to to cry in his beer
yoshi3:
Forgotten Aussie Allman brother "Gibby" hits on Bonnie Hunt.
tlvman:
But you said if I grew my hair, it would be easier to imagine I was a girl.
Nimnil19:
And if i reach far enough into my ass... A bunny!!!
mennufer:
So, what do you think, am I flossing well enough?
connyveidt:
Now and again, I like to contemplate pushing the little red button and scaring the hell out of Jack Bauer.
KirkShatner:
Yep, the one sure way to get people to attend your parties in Hollywood is offer free food and free booze
KirkShatner:
You get all these amazing tools in your Do It Yourself Dentistry Set for only $29.95! But wait! There's more! Order now and get a set of Ginsu knives!
KirkShatner:
Aw, doesn't she look so innocent when she's asleep? You'd never know that she's a vicious back stabbing whore would you?
Caption_Kirk:
(Rimmer) "All right, girls. Hands up all those who are alive."
Chief_McCleod:
Coming home after 12 hours of operating a jackhammer.
Loodvig:
JLo doesn't believe in kleenex.
Loodvig:
"...but you can shoot them if you want to order the fried okra instead of mashed potatoes."
Loodvig:
"Okay Alex, I'll try, who are the Kennedys?"
mrdrysdale:
"Why yes... I would say your breasts are nicely shaped..."
Matteus:
Hey, can I get some more wetnaps over here?
anti_hero:
I hate that kind of drunk that pokes you with his finger alot when he talks to you