Amon:
"Before I make a decision, I want to know what Jack Bauer has to say."
Antius:
Whoa! You see that, Earl? We're getting them channels free again!
Antius:
I just can't figure out how to make these stains go away.
freakybeatnik:
Protect AND Serve!
FreezeGate:
Info overload! I can only take so many things on the screen at one time.
Iron_Capper:
I can see why mother married you. Nice member, Dad!
dion1013:
I hate playing strip pool with you!
KirkShatner:
"So what's an ebony goddess like you doing here?" "Um, excuse me, Mr. Black Man? She's my girlfriend."
Overbyte:
Suddenly, after five minutes trying facial expressions, Dick Cheney loses control of his chamelion human facade.
ArchHallJr:
"No, really. I love you."
Satch_Boogie:
Extreme aroma therapy.
Nos4a2:
"Nurse Bland told me to come in here and unplug someone called 'Goldenboy.' If enemas weren't my specailty, I'd take you right off life support."
Nos4a2:
(Martha Stewart, c. 2013) "I've done my time and ready to raise hell! Pass the popsicle sticks and glitter."
Hippie:
Here at the Sci-Fi Channel, we're combining your love for underaged girls soaked to the bone with your fear of spontaneous combustion!
Jazzsoda:
"Gross, that snake just took a shit that smells like Jon Voight."
LongLiveRock:
So, when you look at countries from space they look like their flags?
keyz88:
The Russians are capping us!!!
keyz88:
WAIT!!! The cold war is over, and now we use "captions" for peaceful purposes...