KrisTM:
What is this, some kind of cave man pornography?
KrisTM:
Obviously they didn't consider the low tensile strength of gold when deciding to make the front doors out of it.
Hippie:
Small sticker reads: This motorcycle built out of recycled Johnny 5 parts...
SamuraiJill:
Steve Irwin is not a morning person. "Terri... I need some coffee before I can face those damn goanas."
Jazzsoda:
"Mulder!" "Dammit Kari, just read the script." "Sorry, thought it might work for me. Mind if I give it a shot with a little Ashley Judd?"
Altoids:
Alright... before it was just feigned peevishness, but now I am really getting pissed off!
SamuraiJill:
If you shine the light right in the croc's eyes, he'll be paralyzed until you can get down there and wrestle him.
Jazzsoda:
Nobody has actually seen a crossbow outside of a movie set since the middle ages, but they're just too damned fun not to throw one into the mix.
jupitran:
o/~ she's my albino alien girl o/~
jupitran:
If you keep your ass cleched for too long, your pores take up the slack.
jupitran:
o/~ she's my giant superintelligent squid girl...o/~
KrisTM:
Dude... You'll need some industrial strength Clearasil to clean up those blackheads.
keyz88:
WOW... Starbucks is right next door to the sperm donor clinic... I knew this creame mocca had a "wang" to it...
DonkeyKong:
Michael Jackson casts his mind back to his childhood "I could never go play with the other kids because... 'sniff' we had to go cash all of those checks."
flavio:
I'd like to dedicate this next song to my one true love - The Ladies
TreksterH:
Ah... another day in the life of a family with a woman driver.
Ric_Shaw:
After the 6 hour excercise of 'becoming an egg' Rico began questioning his choice of acting schools.
silentbob83:
Lift with your legs... You're going to throw out your back.