Billy_Zoom:
This vagina is not up to spec...
EntertheJabberwock:
"Hey... hey, check this out... okay... what do you call this? Huh? Give up? A lesbian with a hard-on! Hahahaha!"
Billy_Zoom:
Time to play "Name That Stain"
BariD42:
I can feel every muscle in my eyes, man. Sweeeet.
BariD42:
I pulled this out of your rectum. Now your personal life is none of my business.
JustinThyme:
Uh-oh, looks like Friar Tuck is feelin the Vitamin "P" in that Yorkshire ale again.
BariD42:
Take that, you evil evil hand.
tomandcrow:
Give me a scapel and 2 dozen doughnuts
Billy_Zoom:
This one wasn't exactly a resume-builder for Sue Milliken...
Billy_Zoom:
By that same token, I think we are all inebriated by the rapturous reception of the succubus on "Caption This"... :)
velvetrose:
SOMEONE has been shopping at Michael Jackson's garage sale
Loodvig:
"Oh Scheiße... vhere ist Hans?"
gleeb:
Dammit, girl, you call them bangs straight?!
Loodvig:
"An Elvira you're not. Ever thought about joining the Donnas?"
KIPPAGE:
"Sleeper II" starring Keanu Reeves
JustinThyme:
So you push this button, and it displays the location of all the Starbucks coffee shops in a 55 light year radius...
Amon:
"Toilet paper and an army blanket. Yeah, you're a real fashion plate, ain't ya?"
phoenixrising2430:
"Guys, you know the rules---I want a good clean fight... touch gloves---LETS GET IT ON!!!"