Amon:
"Pat Sajak and Howard Borden were arrested for spying in Russia today. Story at 11:00."
FrankERottweiler:
In desperation, Nancy takes to snorting soup.
AbortionIsMurder:
The Ministry Of Sill Walks With A Dose Of The Clap
neongreentrinity:
oh, hai! we make chicken extera crrrispy for yu!
EntertheJabberwock:
Jeez! No wonder Michael Jackson has been wearing that mask out in public.
EntertheJabberwock:
o/~ ...behind the stadium with you... my black-eyed girl... you're myyyy black-eyed girl... o/~
EntertheJabberwock:
In his final few moments, MacGuyver offered a variety of tips for creative and clever things that could be done with his corpse for the survival of the others.
EntertheJabberwock:
Help! HELP! I'm being devoured by my own neck!
Chief_McCleod:
Angus McLeary - president of the Devo fan club.
wonkabar69:
Guys, if this is the new Hollywood Blockbuster Comic-Book-Movie, I'm going to have to kill myself.
wonkabar69:
Okay, I took 3 Ex-Lax... now just clench... rrr... think of dump trucks, pouring soft-serve... yes... ahhh.
skarygary:
"Well, I'm off to the "Busom Buddies" look-alike contest."
diVer:
Just $14.95 and you can get the Do It Yourself Labotomy. Warning: May cause permanent loss of thought.
The_Seer:
Some fat rapper remakes Talking Heads "Burning Down the House", including the video.
Ruiner:
"Now I'll never be a teen model!"
MPDerisor:
This is a washed up actress... This is a washed up actress on anorexia...
goldenspiderduck:
Having partied too hard in his 20's, it takes Dave 20 minutes to figure out the tip.
EntertheJabberwock:
Wow... I don't even wanna KNOW which venereal disease THAT is.