windsong27:
Yikes, he has a gun. Here I'll hold onto to your breast, lady, to protect it.
martin2083:
Even the alligators hate the French...
AbortionIsMurder:
There's more than one way to run up your insurance rates!
AbortionIsMurder:
How many anti-war protesters does it take to fill up a cistern?
Amon:
"Dude. Tough break drawing the short straw on being Madonna's gynecologist."
Amon:
It was supposed to be directed by his brother Rudolph, but he was unable to make the shoot.
AbortionIsMurder:
In a tragic mishap, Tinkerbell flew directly into the path of Peter Pan's bottom just as he farted!
Amon:
Unable to take it anymore, Data grabs a gun from the bathroom in the ship's church. Geordi was going to finally pay.
AbortionIsMurder:
"Nasty, grubby, mangy, dirty little fork!!! I hate you, I hate you!!!"
FrankERottweiler:
"Hi. You don't know us, but we know you. And if you want your little boy back, you'll..." *click* "Stupid pledge drives."
atlanta1:
Al Gore slips Santa a mickey
Amon:
"I want to scare her straight. Can you help me?" "Sure thing, ma'am. It's a shame that a good lookin' little gal like that is a lesbo."
Amon:
"Well, this maxi-pad still looks clean. I'll just use it for another day or so."
FrankERottweiler:
Yes, the doctor needs a sperm sample. Say something dirty.
atlanta1:
Young Rosie O'Donnell decides against jumping in the lake
FrankERottweiler:
.oO(Divorce papers over coffee? He never does this at home.)
Amon:
Ah yes. Nothing more romantic than taking your date to dinner at the sammich wagon.
ribbetfrog:
His emotions range from vaguely annoyed to vaguely joyful.