Mr_Grant:
Can you even HAVE road rage in a submarine?
JoeCrow:
Bill Shatner-cam
Mr_Grant:
OK children, Buffoon's ex-wife is going to be using some guns and profanity.
Amon:
These poor guys don't have a chance of making it up the fallopian tubes.
Amon:
Female body part?
JoeCrow:
Please give generously to the Foundation for Anarexic Clams
Amon:
I keep telling her she wears too much green eye-shadow and mascara.
Amon:
"Written on the chalkboard behind me are the places I shot Michael Meyers. I shot him SIX TIMES each place!"
Amon:
"Charlie told me that your next mission is to take place in this convent."
JoeCrow:
KidRock RULES!
Amon:
"Doctor WHO?" "Yes, that's right." What's right?" "Who." "THAT'S what I'm trying to find out!"
JoeCrow:
Billy Barty's only porn flick, "Trust me, it's down there."
Amon:
"Purty girl. Purty girl..."
Hippie:
The Shadow knows! ...a good bowl of chicken soup will help that cold!
Amon:
"No, Mr. Bond! I expect you put on this purple nightgown, lie on this table and let me take this laser and cut you in half!"
JoeCrow:
You're either pregnant or it's going to rain, ya' can never be really sure with this litmus paper.
JoeCrow:
Seems like a lot of expense just to burn ants
Hippie:
As you can see, I don't use the term "inflammation" loosely. Doesn't bother me, though, still got one good one.