deadparrot:
Dude! Wasn't he in Winger?
shanky:
"Mr. Wizard? Um, I'd like a bigger sword... if you know what I mean."
Chronos20:
Hey! Ted Kennedy's underwear DOES make a good sail!
Bugnost:
"Oh God! Where did my cleavage go?"
TVsQuinn:
Where did these come from?
Humoriste:
Um - erp, no I didn't take any - dramamine - - -
Bugnost:
Russian woman gold medal swimmer does a Playboy shoot...
shanky:
"Do not fear, for Dikembe Mutumbo will save us."
Bugnost:
Are you sure we couldn't afford a real mast? I don't think I can hold this pole for the entire voyage!
FredPAC:
Next on Jenny Jones... "I was abducted by kinky aliens"
PilgrimVolGsngMan:
Cher got awfully tired of her doctor yelling "IT'S ALIIIIIVE!!!" after every checkup...
Torgone:
Britney Cher Stefani
Mr_Grant:
Daddy Warbucks has fallen on hard times, and now owns a little club in Belltown.
Evil_Monkey:
Dr. Evil counsuls the Arab minister
FredPAC:
Transexual or she-male... You be the judge
Mr_Grant:
So what do you think: too obvious?
gay_lisp_TM:
He must be gay -- he's trying to make eye contact with her
SideMan:
"Yes, I think this will work. I will put my Nightmare Cafe right here."