Buffoon:
"Um... Boxers. Silk boxers. Dammit, Mom! It really creeps me out when you ask that!"
Amon:
"See? I knew Winthorp would would fall to pieces if we kicked him out of our business. He was just arrested for armed robbery!"
Buffoon:
"See?" "You're right! That is Bert behind Hitler!"
JoeCrow:
The highlight of Saturday nights entertainment was watching the yeoman's bikini underware in the dryer
Occupant:
Timmy learned a big lesson that day about not spying on the Mother Superior. He's STILL in therapy.
JoeCrow:
Herb knew his keyhole fetish would one day get him into trouble
Amon:
"UP YOUR'S, BEHEMOTH!"
Mr_Grant:
Growing to enormous size due to accidental gamma irradiation, the baby elephant goes berserk, trampling the Experience Music Project.
Amon:
"Billy, what have you been feeding your tadpole?!"
JediClone:
o/' I love you! You love me! Bug your folks to pay for toys of me!
Amon:
"Are you ready, men? "Yes sir, we have our emplacements ready." "All right, I'm gonna open the doors for our 'Day After Thanksgiving Sale' now. Stay frosty, boys."
JoeCrow:
Rare photo of the penisaurus in it's natural habitat, down by the dynamo
Amon:
"Does it look like Christine is dead, Ron?" "Yeah, it's safe now. Come on over."
Amon:
.oO (Just pretend you don't see Ed talking into the missing arm of the co-pilot...)
Hippie:
Because *I'm* Dad of this sub, you! Now go to your bunk!
JoeCrow:
U-Boat??? No, me Captain. THIS boat.
Mr_Grant:
Loves his Soviet Army-surplus Walkcomrade™
Amon:
Extremely rare photo of the Katra leaving a hammer-head shark.