Amon:
No one can beat me at King of the Mountain! I AM INVINCABLE!!!"
Mr_Grant:
--My god, you're as pale as this haddock! --Aw, quit yer carping!
JediClone:
Cheers: Episode One... *Norm walks in* *everyone:* "THAT NEW GUY!"
Amon:
The product of an unimaginable merging of Ward Cleaver and Eddie Haskell...
Purissa:
"Damn. Here I am on Mount Everest and I forgot my chapstick."
Amon:
"Give it up, Father Bernie. You couldn't even excorsize in a health club!"
Amon:
This is my town center. You can see the villagers walking around, houses in the background, and if you look closely, you can also pick out my market and stable.
Hippie:
And I triple DOG dare you--standing! *Show-off! You know I've been crippled since the last dare!
Mr_Grant:
Jerry Orbach and Brian Keith IN "The Mild Ones."
Meldrick:
"Remember back in the good old days, before we discovered fallout? Could set off an A-Bomb 50 miles from LA and nobody cared. God, I miss those times."
Occupant:
Crick crick crick? Lousy Japanese geiger counters!
Hippie:
Dammit, Sound! I need more volume on that rock moss! *That's it, Mr. Coppola's lost it. I'm heading back to the States.
Amon:
"Yes, yes, I find your lab impressive. But do you have one those *BZZZZZZ* things?"
Amon:
*opens the door* "Which light are you talking about?"
JoeCrow:
Herb paid $2400 on e-Bay for the lens cover off the Xerox machine where Pam Anderson once alledgedly sat...
Hippie:
Eventually, of course, the Captain and Michael Caine parted ways. It's always over a woman.
Hippie:
The ghosts of Rome really don't have much to do when the tourist season dies down. So they play "Rock, Paper, Scissors."
Amon:
What Roddy Mcdowell would look like now if he were still alive. And wasn't wearing his Cornelius/Caesar/Galen costume.