EnochF:
Say what you will about Xena, at least there's not some no-talent Lawless sister hanging around...
Mr_Grant:
Thank goodness for Leatherface Parcel Express!
Steve_Shinigami:
Dude, I am SOO stoned. Hey, are you gonna finish that Twinkie?
YibbleGuy:
This is the Liz Smith gossip report. The hottest couple in Hollywood? Prince Valiant and Calista Flockhart!
screaming_fist:
From "The Joy of Cooking - Deboning"
Fuquad:
The first item in Willy Wonka's new line of furniture, a dresser made entirely of dark chocolate.
CaveDweller:
"I was almost one of the Pips, but Gladys Knight didn't like me. I can still do the hand movements though!"
rickubis:
No... that's booze. I'm *Jeff* Daniels.
Fisk:
"White Power! Wait, this isn't the Klan rally? My sheets werent clean yet anyway!
Neoknight:
"Yep, it's yours. Sorry, Mr Buchannan. You're a dad." "Dagnabbit!"
Occupant:
Now back to "An Officer and a Redneck": "I wanna fly jets!" "My grandmama wants to fly jets! Ah, grandmama! So sexy!"
Meldrick:
After covering the '56 Democratic Convention Edward R Murrow had to beat the chicks off with a stick.
Amon:
"All right, Bessie! Just go back to the barn, I'll be over to milk you in a minute!"
Hippie:
The Sheriff struggled to come up with a great idea, but the only think he could think of was "Sheriff."
Amon:
Last known sightings of these credits as they headed out through the Bermuda Triangle...
Occupant:
Time to play "Spot the Actors Who are Dead Now". Okay, round one is a little on the easy side...
Amon:
.oO (Why doesn't he find me attractive? I'm wearing my hair the same way as Steve, and he seems to like him a lot.)
Purrisa:
"Oh, I'm gettin' misty. See this? This is the world's smallest violin."