d3bjorn:
"Stargate Atlantis?! What are they thinking?!" "I know Teal'c."
d3bjorn:
Grandpa took a bath in Coke and fell asleep.
d3bjorn:
Still, 7 out of 11 isn't THAT bad.
rickubis:
If you thought the screengrabber was stuck, please call the number on the screen below.
jlinhrst:
Although they look attractive, DO NOT get these girls drunk and take them home from the bar.
cscott:
Call this number now, if you'd like to find out how we're all richer, prettier, and just all around better than you are...
cscott:
The b-side, "Goodbye, I Don't Like You Nearly as Much as I Thought I Did" was never a big hit...
Datazoid1701:
Mr. & Mrs. John McCann continue to sleep through Senator Kerry's phone calls.
posthumous:
Yeah, we know, 10-10-321, alright already!
mikerafone:
Fritz Himmler finds zat his dad DOES haff vays of meking him talk.
mikerafone:
Subway... eat fresh!
mikerafone:
Coutney Love's lifestyle catches up with her.
Datazoid1701:
But do They stop by and bring Baskets of Fruit? No.
cscott:
New Clorox Communion Wafers! The body of our Lord, plus the cleaning power of bleach!
gleeb:
Oh yeah, Aunt Gladys' ashes. I really gotta get around to scattering them like she wanted...
gleeb:
Bulimics everywhere agree: it's Purg-O brand ipecac, or it's nothing!
Amon:
"Well, 'FAIR' is a subjective term, really. First prize goes to the school president's daughter, but the rest earned their awards."
keyz88:
Uh ... let's see... maybe... MORTGAGE PAYMENTS????