okiedokey:
"If you can read this, you're driving too close."
Agent_Moldy:
That's 1-800-DRU-CARY, for all your house painting needs.
DarthHomer:
Comedian Larry Miller tries out for the U.S. Open.
DarthHomer:
Surf over 20,000 porno sites in under a minute with PornQuest.
Datazoid1701:
If there's strawberry in it, then it isn't lemonade. It ain't Country Time, it's Lying Time.
Eggplant:
"Ladies and gentlemen, may we introduce Mr. A. Hister!"
GravyTrain:
the new MCI 'hood plan
GravyTrain:
And for every jar of Vlassic pickles you buy, you will recieve two Ayran children.
KIPPAGE:
How many engineers does it take to invent a doorknob? Two, one to say one needs to be made and one to charge $50,000 to make it...
keyz88:
Brought to you by the makers of Crystal Meth & Crystal Meth Light...
Equinox365:
No... This isn't right. I'm not supposed to wear it on my head. You're supposed to wear it.
parakeetstorm:
Bob and Stan were the best Mormon missionaries on the block until they decided to give into the passion and buy a Coke.
Datazoid1701:
This is why I shower with pigs.
icabod:
Reck Stark : Computer store bouncer
grimsac:
Heaven doesn't take blank checks, and they DON'T take American Express... MasterCard
mikerafone:
Courtney forgets to change her sheets.
Datazoid1701:
A leftover Screengrab from the X-files.
d3bjorn:
Talk live with old confused men!