The_Seer:
"Yo, peace out man. Fasizzle... Fanizzle... uh..." "Dog, stop tryin' to talk street, word." "Uh... yeah, word... I mean, sorry."
Datazoid1701:
Hurry up. I cannot weight much longer.
icabod:
See? I'm walking on water... you owe my fifty bucks!
ed_209:
"Hello. I'm Art Carney. You may know me from such roles as Ed Norton or Jabba the Hutt..."
Eggplant:
"I am the Walrus... Goo Goo Ga Joob!"
Loodvig:
Ohhh, just like Alien 4, except they resurrect Johnny Cash.
ed_209:
"Oh, I'm sorry guys. When you asked if I was into bondage, I thought you meant 007 flicks!" "Oh. Heh heh heh... no."
ed_209:
"Zoloft: We take pride in working your last nerve."
Datazoid1701:
No, Carl. I am already dating your doppleganger.
JurassicPork:
Next week: How to squat in the woods like a good ol' country boy.
Datazoid1701:
Just before the indictment was handed down, Ken Lay was teleported to the Borg ship and similated into ...oh, who am I kidding? They sent Kenny-boy back.
The_Seer:
Sorry Pee Wee Herman but I really REALLY don't want to see your underwear.
The_Seer:
Sci-Fi presents "The Rocky Horror Picture Show II," followed by "Tremors VII."
STAR_GATE:
"I used to just grab the old sheep by the ears and Whango!!"
cappin_kirk:
I left this thing out in the yard all night, but in the morning, it still hadn't caught my pup.
cappin_kirk:
"A little Spanish Fly, a little Viagra, a little Cialis... Honey, come here and drink this... Dang it, I hate it when the pool boy goes on vacation."
Datazoid1701:
911, I can't get out of my bed! I'm way too fat and I'm wearing my metal pajamas.