tanne:
"The SciFi Channel...first to bring Mel Gibson's 'The Passion of the Christ' to YOUR living room!"
JurassicPork:
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN ACID REFLUX, only on PS2.
porpoise:
Hank Hill is my hero.
Equinox365:
Man, if that crabby, old bastard who runs this company ever comes in here again, I'll katate chop his... oops.
posthumous:
Bad touch!
Datazoid1701:
I'm John Kerry and I ride a motorcycle. Let's see you do THIS, George!
Amon:
Looks like the SandKings saw a picture of Jesus before they saw Beau Bridges.
Datazoid1701:
The gifts of the Magi - Frankincence and Smoothie.
KirkShatner:
"Um, Johnny Carson?" "No." "...James Carville?" "NO! Dammit I look like Viggo Mortenson! Now do you want that promotion or not?"
KirkShatner:
Suddenly the realization of working in a movie with the boy toy of the moment makes Steve Martin realize how low he's sunk as an actor.
NumanEllium:
Enjoys getting whacked by a prominent Washinton newspaper.
teambanzai:
That's right, we made Jesse James sell out. Us AutoZone, not Kragen or Pep Boys us! So bow down to our greatness fan boy.
holenozone:
"We leave him alone for 15 minutes and we catch him watching a Sci-Fi original! Where have we failed as parents?!"
holenozone:
After hours, his love of tires took on a weird and disturbing manifestation.
Amon:
A lonely capper looks at the ghost town that was once Caption This!, the hottest place on the web.
posthumous:
Call for a free guide: How to Beat Your Kids.
jlinhrst:
My neck hurts when I do this, Doctor...
rmdw0815:
Seriously, it was this big!