cappin_marvel:
The other 10% of youse is deadbeats and can just go jump up a rolling donut!
ericb321:
The Interactive Serengeti Wildlife exercise plan didn't make it far past its inception.
teambanzai:
Jesus Ted, "eat shit and die" is just an expression.
windsong27:
OK, step away from the DingDongs, now. I told you those were for the guests, didn't I?
windsong27:
This is so cool! I just ordered a plate of pork ribs online!
adamient:
Tonight on 20/20: Rare footage of Littlefoot -- real, or doctored?
Ric_Shaw:
Hey all you ladies out there--need any drilling? I got a drill here and I'd be more than happy to drill you. Uh... for you.
MarionneBlack:
Soothes your dry, itchy "hoo-ha."
Panzerman:
"My husband and his love for burritos. Thank god for Glade."
MarionneBlack:
Look everyone! I drew a horsey's ass!
MaxKeller:
Let'em get married, who the hell cares?
jammer427:
McDonalds opens it's first parallel dimension location.
tinaw:
Not sure I wanna go to this plastic surgeon. Tell me, is Michael Jackson a client?
Loodvig:
"We have come a long way with pet rock technology..."
Loodvig:
"TOUCHDOWN! No wait..."
Equinox365:
Extensive tests proved this maneuver could empty the stands 25% faster after a game.
Equinox365:
"You're havin' my baby... what a wonderful way to say how much ya love me."
mikerafone:
...even if your hair doesn't.