mikerafone:
If your invisibility program is only partly successful, eating can be a really gross thing to watch
LV426:
You can see in this chart how the Fart Suit holds in the gas, not allowing it to escape to offend others senses.
Zonk:
"Three of these little pills, and suddenly I'm Pink Santa, delivering toys down chimneys every March 23rd..."
LV426:
Donald, either you're wearing high heels tonight or your mother has her foot half way up my dress.
Zonk:
"Yeh, soz I may not be too bright, but can YOU fart the whole alphabet? Didn't think so..."
Nodrog_CRC:
-Fart Sound Effect- Guy on right: "That wasn't necesaraly me."
AMCrulz:
"Hey, Joe. Did that green pill do anything? Joe?"
TyranosaurisRex:
We want a pitcher not an underwear stitcher!! *rippppp* Hey, wait. I guess we do need an underwear stitcher.
MarionneBlack:
This meeting is for geeks ONLY! Dorks and dweebs outside!
windsong27:
Wait a minute, this can't be right. I'm an American housewife. How can I be drafted into the French Foreign Legion?
MarionneBlack:
They all tried Wendy's 99 cent menu...
Biohazard454:
NEXT! Ocular implants!
MissingSliderLogan:
Leaping where Sam has never leaped into... the darkness of the heart of Bonnie Hammer
CaveDweller:
The company's middle mangagement production of "Last Supper" was seen in poor taste by the boss.
CaveDweller:
"Would YOU like to learn the secrets of being a doughy guy? SURE!! We all would..."
CaveDweller:
The turnout for the Michel Bolton show ws low, but promoters didn't really have their hopes up to begin with.
Amon:
"You know, if I squint my eyes like this, you actually look marginally attractive!"
wd40:
Thank goodness we got this crash test dummies job, dude!