DuncanDisorderly:
"Apply within the next five minutes and you'll get these three lovely bi-sexual women as our free gift to you."
meQal:
Well it is a better slogan than "the battery more women trust for their vibrating dildos than any other brand."
Eccentrica:
Coming this summer: Justin Timberlake as cult legend Jim Jones in the blockbuster saga "Don't Drink the Kool Aid"
treefrog:
*spine cracks* Disclaimer: Advil does not relive broken backs
DLA75:
Rock band from central casting.
Amon:
"Waahhh! I don't want to say I love Michael Jackson! I can't even *talk* yet! Hey... Wait a minute... I *CAN* talk! That Jackson's wack!"
klutzka:
You ever been so drunk in Vegas that you dip your blackjack chip in the ranch sauce and eat it?
Amon:
"What a crazy bar! Why do they have underwear on the ceiling?"
Amon:
"Geez, Dad! What were you doing with this pair of pantyhose, catching fish?" "Uh... yeah."
Amon:
I could never get the hang of using Photoshop to modify images.
Amon:
"Winged freak? Terrorizes??? Wait'll they get a load of me!"
cappin_marvel:
Another victim of the 'Queer Eye... put out or get out!' reality show.
meQal:
Obviously someone needs to teach Sally the meaning on doing blow.
windsong27:
"Ooops, I flubbed my line again. One more time." *pause* Hi! "Ok how was that?"
jondapicam:
Phil was thrilled to be on the set of Titanic just after Kate WInslet's love scene.
KIPPAGE:
The Hulks second cousin Jerry...
Agent_Moldy:
I tried that once. I sprayed it and my husband disappeared. *ba-dum-sss* Thank you! I'm here all week!
adamient:
Good enough for the ancient Egyptians, good enough for you - Papyrus.