Scouty:
"Do your magic, Alt key!"
wonkabar69:
He's trying too hard to be Fred Savage.
ElmerKegdrainerNelsn:
Hmmm this fast moving thing won't stop, maybe I should put my hand in it!
keyz88:
All these babes, and Shatner not around? Is he losing his MoJo?
windsong27:
Today on Martha Stewart's Kitchen, watch as Martha calls Chicken Delight and pretends she made it herself.
KIPPAGE:
Subject: Dana Scully. Experiment: Purple Haze test # 24
windsong27:
You know little gecko, I find you rather cute, of course as a woman I am always drawn to slimy grubby creatures of the male persuasion.
Crowess:
One spray and the chicks will be all over that shaggin' waggin'
Crowess:
After deciding to add Michael Jackson to the majestic Mt. Rushmore, they were then met with the crisis of adjusting the nose every five years
tminus12:
Michael Jackson's hunting gounds
CapnDumbnut:
When she said "kinky," I didn't think she meant THIS...
tomandcrow:
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... You'll wake the baby, dammit.
thefifthbot:
A moment of silence please, for Tom Servo's tragic explosion.
gleeb:
But first, a song. o/ O skink, a-dink-a-doo... o/
wd40:
Drat, I suppose I will have to get bi-focals!
HenryBemis:
[typing] "I am a 18-year-old girl who's gotten tired of plain vanilla..."
JuriaKitty:
Dude... Really... THIS BIG!!!
freezer2:
Yeah he deserved this award, but I was due. So I I killed him. You should read the fan mail I got for that.