freakybeatnik:
Should a stool sample be that color?
STAR_GATE:
Hi, G.I.! I sell you many good thing. Women, pastry. Stay away from guy over there. He give you B.J. for Hershey Bar.
KirkShatner:
Jim Carrey is distraught after having ordered the rooty tooty fresh and fruity breakfast at IHOP in his funniest voice and no one laughed.
Nos4a2:
No need to put up this those old fangled black letterbox bars when you can have new red one's professionally installed today!
Jazzsoda:
"Look, all I'm saying is if I can't get a Burrito Supreme with exactly 74 beans in it, the terrorists have already won. Call now to agree."
Hippie:
How come every time I go to the Best Buy return line I get stuck behind the Mighty Mighty Bosstones?
Jazzsoda:
Looks like the auditions for the David Byrne School of Dance are going well.
lilgeek66:
And then one day... they were HUGE and I couldn't play those Children's" roles anymore
rickubis:
I observed the mysterious flashing lights for about 20 minutes. Strangely, the lights disappeared right after I loosened my tie.
Amon:
"I'll be your huckleberry..." "Uh, wrong line, Mr. Elliott. And wrong movie, too."
rickubis:
They say that sex sells, but the thought of smooching those half-digested chocolate-smeared, crumbed-up lips leaves me cold.
samjacinto:
San Antonio Spurs... YES!!!
Hinermad:
In an awkward moment, the cast of Stargate SG1 runs into the cast of Babylon 5 - then both groups burst into laughter as they realize nobody's watching anyway.
Chief_McCleod:
Casper, gettin' a little action!
johnlhup:
Here we see the Andy Dick cloning experiment at its final stage
KrisTM:
Birds love it when people do this.
Plastic_Duck:
What could be more frightening than having your hand crazy-glued to your breasts? Or more hilariuus than sulfuric acid skin lotion? Only on Scifi!
Tsunade:
It's so embarassing when your mom and her friends scope out your friends.