thisismike:
Kinda still... Non moving... Stationary... You get the idea
Amon:
"Well... there may be a *couple* things. But we're generally talking about hunks of meat."
FrankERottweiler:
The Van Gogh is targeted for death.
Amon:
"How in the world did you get sperm all over your face? That's supposed to be me! My sister wasn't kidding, you really *ARE* a bad shot!"
FrankERottweiler:
"Gotta kill the bed bugs. Must make house clean. Must kill bed bugs. Everything MUST be clean." Next time on "This Old Obsessive/Compulsive Housewife."
Amon:
And in the spotlight dance... Joel Robinson!
thisismike:
The "New Villiage People" tryouts were long and tedious.
AbortionIsMurder:
"No, senor! Es no choo-choo coming! Es me bottom going poo-poo!"
ribbetfrog:
Honey, its me, I'm lost again. Where am I? Well i see a lot a matresses... no, I did not lock myself in the Linen closet again!
AbortionIsMurder:
"Howdy, pardner! I wanna talk with y'all about menstrual cramps... Hey!!! Where y'all headin' off to so fast?"
FrankERottweiler:
Sauron comes to Hidden Valley.
tomandcrow:
Yep thanks to the Bowflex I gaind 30 pounds in 3 months... hey...
ribbetfrog:
Yea, well it wouldn't be pitch black if you'd take your sunglasses off.
EntertheJabberwock:
How is cruising the streets of San Fransisco trying to pick up a homosexual going to ease the pain of heartburn?
Ruiner:
"Take that, and that! Owww, you've got my hair, wahaaa, I think I broke a nail."
goldenspiderduck:
Whoa, DUDE, the acid just kicked in!
EntertheJabberwock:
"The easiest way to grow yehself a bloody apple tree, guvnah, is if you 'avacore!"
EntertheJabberwock:
"So I was all like... 'duhhhhh'... you know, like, acting all retarded and stuff? And then the guy hit me right in the face."