keogh:
"You think this will work?" "Trust me. Let Mom and Dad fight it out, and when the dust settles, we'll make our play. We need only bide our time. Checkers?"
kelestra:
Yes, my career IS over. Why do you ask?
April01:
And so... I told CabbageHead not to marry May Onnaise, now they're family is coleslaw.
zephyr:
Wife swapping has come a long way.
Hippie:
Yeah? Well, why don't you try hawking an internet company and see how fuckin' great you are at it, wiseass!
Koala_Bear:
Madonna's new breast implants are ready
FlagCorps:
Attack of the streaker part 4, next on Sci-fi
Rohleder86:
Ah, we meet again arch nemesis.
keyz88:
Can't get rid of Knight Rider episodes on Sci-Fi??? Try our new deterrent spray "David Hassel-OFF."
Zwiel17:
Winona Ryder looking guilty... Have you just been 'shopping'... ?
JurassicPork:
"Viagra: You're never too young for it..."
Tommysdad:
No thanks, you go ahead and take it. Tonight's your wedding night, the only night of your life when you're guaranteed sex.
JurassicPork:
"Treat... your... air..." what? God, I hope that's a "before" picture.
Amon:
Nope. No symbolism here...
IAMTHEMAN:
The reaction to seeing your parents naked
keyz88:
After about 10 minutes of trying, Eric realized that wearing a "rubber" must have implied another form of contraception device...
Guinastasia:
Yep-nobody EVER suspects the Teddy Bear... hehehehehe
BOUTIT:
The truth is out there, but where in the hell are we??? MAP!!!