num:
You know Ed, this is how cats kiss too.
num:
Hehe watch this, I'll squeeze his nuts with these plyers!
BeBoP2071:
I bet she folds easy, too
Amon:
I sure could have used a puke-bucket last Friday night...
keogh:
Uh-oh. I can no longer tell the difference between the show and the ads. Of course, the Beef Council could be behind the cattle mutilations.
Hippie:
Ahoy, laddie! Here's to the beating I'll be getting at tomorrow's Renaissance festival!
Jazzsoda:
"So they beat the shit out of me and kicked me out of the band. But I don't care, man, it's a good look. Cheers."
Jazzsoda:
Don't get me wrong, I like designer nails and all, but none of these really say "Me". Do you have any with people building cars?
kelestra:
Papa Johns: At least we're better than Little Ceasar's...
Hippie:
"Between June and August." It's easy to get quoted if you just state the plain facts about the movie. "Comes in at 94 minutes, with constantly moving pictures."
keogh:
"If it weren't for my other, unspoken bionic implant, I couldn't afford lunch."
Amon:
"Thirty golden thrusts up your ass, sweetie."
Hippie:
Are we gonna let TriMega win the sailing regatta and control of the Greek House AGAIN, dudes? I say, "Hell No!"
keogh:
I always heard it called "beer."
Jazzsoda:
"Well, I have to admit you make Ted sound pretty good, Gladys. But I'm afraid you're stuck with him for now."
Amon:
"Draw Snoopy to see if you have what it takes to make it in art school. But draw him better than our artist did."
kelestra:
For those too lazy to download internet porn.
Amon:
Still not sure how he convinced her it would be a good idea, Jenny looks down at Steve's dad, who was anxious to get the threesome started.