pearliepie1:
OK, hold it a second. I've got my Jack-In-The Box VIP discount card in my wallet somewhere.
AlanPartridge:
Three to beam up. Energize.
ZaphodBeeblebrox:
You'll absolutely love our hookers, or your money back!
Nos4a2:
"Now you listen here. I can and will lock-up the screengrabber any time I please."
miss_interoceter:
Ahhh! Lady Bugs! Lady Bugs! Get them off! Get them off of me!!!
pearliepie1:
So after we get married my mom can move in with us and (blah blah) "Gulp, I just asked what you were doing tonite."
pearliepie1:
And now The Mormon Tabernacle Choir for Nestle's Quick. (The day you discovered that everything is available for a price)
pearliepie1:
And now "How Green Was My Valley... Before the Land Developers Came."
pearliepie1:
Wendy was very embarrassed to be speaking before a roomful of people AND then remembering she had left home without her tits.
MST4000:
"Hello. I'm a government agent, and I'm not wearing any underwear."
pearliepie1:
Mojika,you ain't gonna believe this sista, but David Haselhoff's running down to the beach to rescue someone with all his clothes on.
mrv3000:
"So you mean every time it rains I'll get nothing? Huh."
klutzka:
So you're thinking about getting laser eye surgery. Think again.
misherboy:
I wanted 'em this big!!!
AlanPartridge:
Three to beam up. Energize.
darkestfire:
Geez... y'know, LSD and astigmatism just do NOT mix.
Zwiel17:
The last thing a deer sees before crossing a busy road at night.
Zwiel17:
"Of course I know how to defuse a bomb, it's always the red wi..."